1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,119 Six months rent-free, 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,879 and bring the wife for VIP dinner on opening night. 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,999 Do you expect me 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,439 to believe any of this? 5 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:11,599 I don't care what you believe. I can't keep going over this. 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,319 I've tolerated a lot - a lot - for the sake of the marriage. 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,319 For example? 8 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,400 The way you wake me up 9 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:18,399 by poking me in the back with your morning erection. 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:20,119 Your lousy kissing. 11 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,079 I told you I never wanted to have children. 12 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:25,160 - It's just sperm. - It's responsibility. 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,399 This is the video that Billy 14 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,999 shot for Gary's single. 15 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:30,759 Okay, resetting. Nobody look-- 16 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,560 - Mum, is that you? - Oh, my God! 17 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,120 What was that? 18 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,200 ♪ Your soft mouth was made for me ♪ 19 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,159 ♪ Yes, it was... ♪ 20 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,639 ♪ Your soft mouth... ♪ 21 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,599 Plenty of sunshine across the metropolitan area. 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,759 ♪ Yes, it was ♪ 23 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,159 ♪ Your deep blush was made for me... ♪ 24 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,999 Morning! 25 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,639 ♪ That's for sure ♪ 26 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,319 ♪ Your deep blush was made for me ♪ 27 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,919 ♪ Oh, give me more ♪ 28 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,319 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm-mm mm-mm ♪ 29 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,559 ♪ Mm-mm mm-mm-mm mm-mm... ♪ 30 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:26,600 How are you after last night? 31 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,799 Well, I'm here if you wanna talk about it. 32 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,319 Mm. Yep. 33 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,960 Okay. 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,399 - You going for a run? - God, no. 35 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,279 A walk. 36 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:44,199 Gotta get my steps up. 37 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,599 For my hip. 38 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,999 Oh, do you think I'll be able to use your shower after? 39 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,359 Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Make yourself at home. 40 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,119 Oh, careful. 'Cause I will. 41 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,119 Everybody's on the fence about spring onions 42 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,959 because they're not so intense. 43 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,599 Oh, no! 44 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,039 Oh, God! 45 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,039 Ow! 46 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,000 They do, they do. 47 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,679 Look, if you've got, like, you know, the ratio... 48 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,079 If you've got a handful of spring onions 49 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,919 with a bucketload of potatoes and green leaves, 50 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,679 green leafy things and egg shells 51 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:30,519 and all that sort of stuff, it'll still be cool. 52 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,679 One of the biggest questions we still get-- 53 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,000 - Yes? Tell us. - Right? 54 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,919 Because a lot of councils, a lot of local councils... 55 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:38,239 We had a guy call in before from Randwick. 56 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,839 Do we turn our compost and how often should we do it? 57 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,599 You said whatever between you and Gary 58 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,479 was way before I was born. 59 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,919 There's a date on the film, Mum, on the clapperboard. 60 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:51,559 May '89. 61 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,599 That's six months before I was born. 62 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,519 Makes you three months pregnant. 63 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,479 So how much before did you and Gary-- 64 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,719 I told you. I don't remember. 65 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,999 Could it be three months earlier by any chance? 66 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,959 No. No, don't be silly. 67 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,080 Is that why you look so guilty? 68 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,679 Oh, God. 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,759 Is that why you shut Gary out of our lives? 70 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,279 - Oh, my God. - To get rid of him? 71 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,039 Admit it, you can't stand me even talking to him. 72 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,879 Look, you know your father and Gary didn't get on. 73 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,879 How come you and Dad never had more kids? 74 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,959 Was Dad shooting blanks? 75 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:28,919 What? Em? Stop it. 76 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:30,599 Why didn't you give me any siblings? 77 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,719 Didn't you want any more? 78 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,519 - Of course we did. - Then why-- 79 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:35,839 Because having you nearly killed me. 80 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,160 My uterus ruptured. I've told you that. 81 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,479 I lost a lot of blood. 82 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,679 They said it would be too dangerous to have another baby 83 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,559 and I was lucky to have you. 84 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:49,039 ♪ poignant music 85 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,240 Emma. 86 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,839 Billy was your father. 87 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,279 Do you know that for a fact? 88 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,720 Can you prove it? 89 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,280 He was your dad. 90 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:06,479 Well, the lights are on. 91 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,080 You sure you wanna do this? 92 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:11,400 No. 93 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,359 Well, you're the one with the motivational speeches. 94 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:18,039 Who's the Greek God of Chickening Out? 95 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:22,639 Well, if I had to pick one, I'd say Ares, Zeus's son. 96 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,279 He was the God of War but he had a reputation for being a coward. 97 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:29,319 He was an outcast with gods and humans. 98 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,759 Interestingly, it was Athena 99 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:34,039 who got the credit for all the victories 100 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,399 and Ares got the blame for all the fuck-ups. 101 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,879 Said the God of Procrastination. 102 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,639 Yeah, you're right. 103 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,999 He's my brother, for fuck's sake. 104 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,159 You can do it. Just breathe. 105 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,079 Fuck me. 106 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,640 What the hell are you wearing? 107 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,559 Um, I was out. 108 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,599 Yeah? You look like Fred Astaire. Who died? 109 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,479 - What? - What, you've been to a funeral? 110 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,559 Who wears a dinner suit to a funeral? 111 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,399 Yeah, I might. 112 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,639 Are you gonna let me in? 113 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,519 Oh, you? 114 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,159 Over my humble threshold. That'd be a first. 115 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,599 What do you want? 116 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,119 I thought maybe we could talk. 117 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,440 Oh. 118 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:35,960 About my money? 119 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,199 Mate, this isn't just about money. 120 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,360 Oh, bullshit. 121 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:43,599 Look, Gaz, I never asked Mum and Dad 122 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,079 to put me in charge of your share. 123 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,280 Yeah, well, you didn't have to. 124 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,519 You were always their golden boy who never put a foot wrong, 125 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,999 unless you put it on my neck. 126 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,759 For fuck's sake, if I'd given you all the money, 127 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,439 you would have put it straight in your arm. 128 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,079 We know it was about more than that. 129 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,399 Do I, Gary? So what's it about, then? 130 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,559 - Mate, I came here-- - Make yourself feel better? 131 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,920 After being a royal prick for all these years. 132 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,000 Come on, Gaz. Hey? 133 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,959 Come on, let's go inside, hey? 134 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,279 - Fucking touch me. - Come on. 135 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:20,000 Don't touch me. Don't fuck... 136 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,559 - Fuck. - Come on. 137 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,119 Do you wanna have a swing? Come on, you big sook. Take a swing. 138 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,119 I don't wanna have a swing. 139 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,879 Yeah. 140 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,919 I'll come back when you're not pissed. 141 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,639 Yeah, bugger off to your cozy home, 142 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,519 you self-righteous deadshit. 143 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,600 Hey, give my regards to Rosie. 144 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,479 Yeah, everything's always gotta be on your fucking terms, 145 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,719 doesn't it? 146 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,639 - Oh. - Sorry. I couldn't find a park. 147 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,000 Great location, but... 148 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,280 - Thanks for making the time. - Oh. 149 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,160 - Oh. - Come in. 150 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,879 God, is that Billy's old thing? 151 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,679 Isn't it fabulous? 152 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,879 Luke insisted on fixing it up for me. 153 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:11,199 Luke? How do you... 154 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,119 He caught me putting it in my car. 155 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,599 At your place. 156 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,120 Oh. 157 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,960 Oh, well... 158 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,599 Look, I wanted to apologize. 159 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,039 There's no need. 160 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:29,439 I was out of line ripping into you the other day. 161 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,599 'Cause you were right, I mean, it's not your fault 162 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,999 that you've been dragged into my family's crap. 163 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,359 And if Billy asked you to drive him to Gary's that night-- 164 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,600 I should've told you. I see that. 165 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:47,120 So is this, um, your new place? 166 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,559 It's going to be. 167 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,999 Nothing too ambitious, but a new start, I hope. 168 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,280 Yeah. 169 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,800 Rose, what is it? 170 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,200 Emma knows. 171 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,160 About Gary. 172 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,719 I mean, he was 173 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,999 behind the camera. 174 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,760 What if he knew all along? 175 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,040 - He never said anything? - No. 176 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,479 But what if all that time, 177 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,280 he was wondering if she really was his? 178 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,039 Oh, God, I couldn't bear it. 179 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,399 I couldn't bear it if he knew all along 180 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:30,960 and he never said anything. 181 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,640 Oh, God. Sorry. 182 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,360 Oh, don't be. Please. 183 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,800 Thank you. 184 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:45,719 What for? 185 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:48,040 For listening to me rant. 186 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,920 For being my friend. 187 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,839 Hello! The door wasn't locked. 188 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,040 What... 189 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,719 Rose? 190 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,079 Oh, Luke's helping me with the fit-out. 191 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,199 Just... doing what I can. 192 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:08,559 Oh. Um, I better get going. 193 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:12,319 It's, um, it's all right. I'll, um, I'll see myself out. 194 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,880 Yep. 195 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,240 - You ready? - Yeah. 196 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,560 What do you think? 197 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,239 - What am I looking at? - Could be blackbutt. 198 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,799 Brush box maybe. 199 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,959 It's from the old Port Kembla wharf. 200 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,679 It doesn't look like much now 201 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,519 but once I cross-cut it into four pieces, 202 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:44,959 join 'em together, sand, finish it, oil, 203 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,959 it's gonna come up a treat. 204 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,759 This is just the benchtop. The base is yet to come. 205 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,679 Is it, what, five meters? 206 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,719 You can run it the whole length of the shop. 207 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:55,920 I saw some great retro barstools over there. 208 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,799 Well, it'll certainly look unique, which I love. 209 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,559 - Exactly. - Can I afford it? 210 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,199 I know these guys wanna move it 211 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,959 and I'll throw in my labor for nix. 212 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,399 No, really, I can't let you-- 213 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,279 If I'm serious about getting back into my own work, 214 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,120 I need to build up a portfolio. 215 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,159 Let's do it. 216 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,559 Oh, this is exciting! 217 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,679 Okay. 218 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,240 Let's go back to the top. 219 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,159 Hang on, let's take five. Have a smoko. 220 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,160 Yeah. 221 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,439 Bit rusty, boys. 222 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,080 Couldn't stay away, hey? 223 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,959 - What's that? - Uh, it was Dad's. 224 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,440 Thought you might want it. 225 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,759 Phooo! 226 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,640 That's a J-45. 227 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,519 That's a Southern Jumbo, I think. 228 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,279 Mum thinks he got it in Nashville. 229 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:14,280 I googled the serial number. Nineteen sixty-three. 230 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,200 Tell your mum thanks. 231 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,440 How much do you know? 232 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:31,119 - About what? - Me. 233 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,879 Am I the only one who's been in the dark my whole life? 234 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,159 Mind telling me exactly what the fuck you're talking about? 235 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,919 You and Mum had a thing before I was born. 236 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,399 - What, who told you that? - She did. 237 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,799 - Bullshit. When? - She said it was once-off. 238 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,600 True or not? 239 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,199 It could have been. That was a long time ago. 240 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,519 I was a bit of a root rat. 241 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:55,759 - Your mum was hot. - She was your brother's wife. 242 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,239 Yeah, she was always giving me the eye. 243 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:59,039 - What? - Mm. 244 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:03,639 I reckon she came onto me and I wasn't one to play hard to get. 245 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,040 - So you could be my father. - Oh! 246 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,359 Hey, f... 247 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,520 Hey, just, uh... 248 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,199 Just slow down. Did Rose say that? 249 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,560 She didn't have to. It's maths. 250 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,120 Hey, listen, mate. 251 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,399 Uh, you don't want me to be your dad. 252 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,639 Don't flatter yourself. 253 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:34,320 It won't make you my dad. I just need to know. 254 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,719 What, so you want me to... 255 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,879 What, you want me to spit on a stick or some bullshit? 256 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,119 Yeah. I have a right to know who my biological father is. 257 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:47,920 No, mate. No. No way. No test. 258 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,080 You know, Mum keeps telling me you're a fuck-up. 259 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,800 This could be your chance to do the right thing for once. 260 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,520 ♪ whimsical music 261 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,200 All right, I'm coming. 262 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,799 Dad's place. 263 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,119 - Hey, Dad. - Morning. 264 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,319 - Darling. Hi. Hi. - Oh, that's... that's Norma. 265 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,679 You live here? 266 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:42,919 - Yeah. - For the moment. 267 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,400 Cool. 268 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,640 - You going for a walk, Daddy-O? - Mm. 269 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,200 Don't hurry back. 270 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,360 Nice to meet you. 271 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,719 Norma, come. 272 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,639 - Norma! Norma! Stop! - Norma! 273 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,279 Norma. Now get down. No, this is not for you. 274 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,200 No! 275 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,959 No! No, no, no, no, no. Be nice, be nice. 276 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,479 Bad dog! 277 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,999 Ohhh! 278 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,919 Just... Norma! 279 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,319 Norma. 280 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,079 - This must be Trevor. - Uh, no, I changed his name. 281 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,039 "Trevor" didn't suit him. It was just a foster name anyway. 282 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,919 - What to? - Vegemite. 283 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,559 He's looking better than his photos. 284 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,919 Yeah, well, he's putting on weight. 285 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,039 Sit, Vegemite. 286 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,399 Sit. 287 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,199 Um... he hasn't been socialized. 288 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,520 But we're getting there. 289 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,679 You didn't call. 290 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,559 - I texted. - Did you? 291 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,999 Damn. Don't say I didn't press "Send". 292 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,679 Did you just make that up? 293 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,319 You didn't call either. 294 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,799 I didn't say I would. 295 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,000 Fair. 296 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,919 I mean, I know I didn't rate. 297 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,759 - What? - You said... 298 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:05,360 ...the sex was only okay. 299 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,720 You asked. 300 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,919 What about the kissing? 301 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,079 - What? - I'm just trying to gauge. 302 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,679 If you were to rate me, just the kissing, 303 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,479 zero being "Get me outta here" 304 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,559 and ten being "A choir of angels." 305 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,800 Oh, God, I don't know. Um... 306 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,399 - Five. - Five? 307 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,520 - A solid five. - Five? 308 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,639 And a half. There you go. Five and a half. That's a pass. 309 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,799 Listen, I'm... 310 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,399 I'm having a few friends over for a barbecue tonight. 311 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,719 There's a single woman coming. 312 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,200 You might be her type. You wanna come? 313 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,759 Oh, I-I-I think I might have something on. 314 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,599 Oh, well. 315 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,959 Okay. We'll see ya. 316 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,999 - See ya. - Veg, come on. 317 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,679 Come on! 318 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,440 Come on. Good boy. 319 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,519 It's not huge, but it'll beat cooking on a ferry. 320 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,759 - It'll do. - Yeah. 321 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,239 - If you limit the menu. - Exactly what I was thinking. 322 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:11,159 Seat no more than 30, two sittings. 323 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:15,240 - Sounds good. - So Wednesdays to Sundays. 324 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,639 Sorry, Dani. I...took the job at Burgundy. 325 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:25,439 But I told you I'd be needing you full-time. 326 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,039 You've been saying that for months. 327 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,679 And then the loan didn't go through. 328 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,959 Oh, you can pull out. Robert can find another sous-chef. 329 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,799 Actually it's head chef. 330 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,440 He offered me head chef. 331 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,400 - At Burgundy? - Hmm. 332 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,840 Are you serious? 333 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,639 Why wouldn't I be? 334 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,879 Can't you see what he's doing? 335 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,519 He's using you to get at me. He wants me to fail. 336 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,399 Is it possible it's not about you? 337 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,479 Oh, come on, Stella! 338 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,079 Head chef at Burgundy? 339 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,399 We both know you're not ready for that kind of pressure. 340 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,879 Robert says that he can see my potential. 341 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,879 Trust me, Robert'll say what he needs to say. 342 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,599 He doesn't care if this destroys you, 343 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,439 as long as he's taking you away from me. 344 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,559 I didn't expect you to be happy, 345 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,480 but I didn't think you'd be such a selfish bitch. 346 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,720 Good luck, Dani. 347 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,079 So how's that hotshot granddaughter of yours? 348 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:27,879 Playing in the NRLW yet? 349 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,120 Well, a scholarship to a posh school is the first step. 350 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,319 And rugby sevens. 351 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,520 And then NRLW. 352 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,760 - Do you wax? - What? 353 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:46,439 - Where? - You know, back, sac, crack. 354 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,879 Are you kidding? 355 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:51,399 That's more for people like Rex. 356 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,039 And the young. Apparently. 357 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,399 Well, they can keep it. 358 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,759 I mean, you gotta trim your ear and your nose hair, obviously. 359 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,520 And keep an eye out on those crazy old-man eyebrows. 360 00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:05,680 You know? What's this about? 361 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,640 I need you to lift my game. 362 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,559 In the sack? 363 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,039 Told you. 364 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,800 You and everyone else. Even Adele. 365 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,759 Are you getting back with Adele? 366 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:21,680 That ship has sailed, but... 367 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,199 I'm gonna be match-ready for the next one. 368 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,959 Bugger. 369 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,319 Well, if you want some tips, 370 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,440 some old Uncle Manaaki... 371 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,840 Mm-hmm-hmm. 372 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:44,999 Oh. 373 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,559 So what about you? 374 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,239 You and Sarah still going for it? 375 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,879 No, we're on a break. 376 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,359 From what exactly? 377 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:54,519 Well, she met some rich old dude 378 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,999 that I helped set her up with. 379 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,799 Why'd you go and do that? 380 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,759 Well, I didn't think it would bother me, you know? 381 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,719 But now it's like, "Shit!" 382 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,919 Well, look at you. 383 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,759 Old No-Strings Manaaki. 384 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,239 What? 385 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,040 You've gone and fallen for her. 386 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,080 I fucking have, but... 387 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,679 Too late now. 388 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:30,120 ♪ Now just like in a song from days of yore... ♪ 389 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,799 ♪ Here you come a-knocking, knocking... ♪ 390 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,599 That's for me! 391 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,839 That's for me. I'll get it. I'll get it. 392 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,279 Rose. That's for me. I'll get it. 393 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,559 Oh! Oh, you must be James. 394 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,879 - Yeah, come on in. - Oh, hello. Hello. You're early. 395 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,479 Wow. You look incredible. 396 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,919 Oh. Oh, thank you. So do you. 397 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,319 Ahh. 398 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,599 Uh, this is my friend Rose. James. 399 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,999 - James, Rose. Rose, James. - Hi, James. 400 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,839 - Nice to meet you. Yeah. - Pleased to meet you. 401 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:05,000 Rose is, um, is staying with me. 402 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,159 - For a while. - Ahh. Where from? 403 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,039 - Oh. Oh. - Oh. 404 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,120 Um, she's from all over. 405 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,719 - She's a gray nomad. - Well, not gray, but-- 406 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:20,199 Ahh! The campervan out the front. That's... that's yours. 407 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,999 Yes. Oh, yeah. Uh, van life. You know, I-I love it. 408 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,239 Well, good on you. How long have you been on the road? 409 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,559 Well, um, God, h-how long's it been? 410 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,479 Oh. 411 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,959 Anyway, well, I think we should go. 412 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,919 Yeah, okay. Hey, listen, have a great night. 413 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,519 - Oh, thank you. - Yes. Okay. 414 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,279 - Yeah. - See ya later. Bye. 415 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,839 - Takes guts. - What? 416 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,879 Single woman like that. 417 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,879 On the road. On her own. 418 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,999 Oh, yeah, yeah. Rose. 419 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,960 She's amazing. 420 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,959 Did I tell you you look fabulous. 421 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,440 Oh. Never do the supermarket shopping when you're hungry. 422 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,800 'Cause everything looks delicious. 423 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,359 Oh, never mind. 424 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,559 Where are we going, anyway? 425 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,639 I've booked us into Finger Lime. 426 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,600 - Eleven-course degustation. - Eleven? 427 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,679 Wow! 428 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,519 Excessive? 429 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,919 Well, I usually flag after about five. 430 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,359 Well, if you'd prefer to go somewhere else, 431 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,359 but it's a bit late in the day to try and book somewhere but-- 432 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:40,319 Honestly, I'd just as soon go back to your place 433 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,679 and get some takeaway. 434 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,439 My place? 435 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:48,120 Isn't it too soon to go back to my place? 436 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,560 Please just tell me you've got one. 437 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,679 My friends warned me that you sound too good to be true. 438 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,319 You got me. 439 00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,360 I live under a railway bridge. I shower at the Y. 440 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,840 ♪ I'd rather sleep in a box ♪ 441 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,160 ♪ Like a bum on the street ♪ 442 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:17,760 ♪ Than a fine feather bed ♪ 443 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,400 ♪ Without your little old cold feet ♪ 444 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,760 ♪ And I'd rather be dead ♪ 445 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,919 ♪ Dumb and stone blind... ♪ 446 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,559 Nice railway bridge. 447 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,839 ♪ Than to know that your mornings... ♪ 448 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,639 I'll get us something to drink. 449 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,399 Why don't you order some food? 450 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,679 Sure. Uh, what do you feel like? 451 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,719 Oh, anything. Maybe not Mexican. 452 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,559 Agreed. 453 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,199 Champagne do? 454 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,519 Sure. If I have to slum it. 455 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,080 ♪ I'd rather go hungry... ♪ 456 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,040 ♪ Than eat lonesome stew ♪ 457 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,320 ♪ You know, it's once in a lifetime ♪ 458 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,840 ♪ And it won't come again ♪ 459 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,759 ♪ It's here and it's gone... ♪ 460 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,399 Does this place have any bedrooms? 461 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,119 One or two. 462 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,359 I think one should do. 463 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:25,079 ♪ And I'd rather not walk ♪ 464 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:29,440 ♪ Through the garden again ♪ 465 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,919 ♪ If I can't catch your scent ♪ 466 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:40,600 ♪ On a magnolia wind ♪ 467 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,520 Hey, this is Sarah. Leave me a message. 468 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,119 Hey, this is Sarah. Leave me a message. 469 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,240 Oh, shit. Shit. 470 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,279 Hey, this is Sarah. Leave me a message. 471 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,919 Oh, God! 472 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,519 Oh! Oh! Oh, sorry. I didn't realize that-- 473 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,199 I've jumped the gun, haven't I? 474 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,319 I thought you must be... 475 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,919 Must have been getting undressed or-- 476 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,079 No, no. I wasn't. 477 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,759 - Do you want me to get dressed? - No, no, no. 478 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,160 You're all right. It's... 479 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,159 You wear a throw cushion well. 480 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,919 Well... Well... 481 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,479 Maureen loved them. 482 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,159 I was never quite sure about them, 483 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,639 but at least they've got a purpose now, it seems. 484 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,839 I hope you don't mind, 485 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,679 I just cracked open a toothbrush in there. 486 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,759 No, that's... I meant to say help yourself. 487 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,399 I didn't want to imply... 488 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:17,120 But I did my own in the other bathroom, just so you know. 489 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,679 Can I...can I help? 490 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:28,880 Oh, no. No, I'm all right. 491 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,519 Actually, if you wouldn't mind. 492 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,559 - Sure. - Yeah, just over my head. 493 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,000 - Sure. - Thanks. 494 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,199 - Oh. - Ah, that's it. 495 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,559 - And, uh... - Ha! 496 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,159 Um... 497 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,559 Is there a trick? 498 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,359 If you're not used to it. 499 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,920 Here. 500 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,480 Well, that didn't need much encouragement. 501 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,479 Ooh, you either. 502 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,080 Look at us. 503 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,399 Like a couple of horny teenagers. 504 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:32,079 Oh, um... 505 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,519 Oh, James, oh, sorry. Um... Could we just, uh... 506 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,279 Could we just take a break? 507 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,559 - Sorry. - I'm not hurting you, am I? 508 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,759 No. No. Well... Just a little bit actually. 509 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:46,999 Oh, God. Oh, that's awful. I'm sorry. 510 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,599 Oh. 511 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,399 Oh, I'm sorry. 512 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,520 You... 513 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,239 You didn't, um, 514 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:01,199 take one of those blue pills by any chance? 515 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,399 I didn't wanna let you down. 516 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,359 I, um, I saw my GP. 517 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,079 Gave me a prescription. 518 00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,080 - Insurance. - Uh-huh. 519 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,359 Sorry. Should I have told you? 520 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,159 No. No, no, no. That's fine. 521 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,479 It's just... 522 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,480 Next time, maybe you should just take a half or... 523 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,279 - Yep. - Or maybe a quarter. 524 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,559 You know, unless you wanna totally destroy my vagina. 525 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,120 Well... I don't want to do that. 526 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,520 So you mean there will be a next time? 527 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,679 Oh, if you're lucky. 528 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,839 Just... just to make it clear, though, 529 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,799 it's not tonight, though, okay? 530 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,239 Right. It just won't go down. 531 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,039 Just... just ignore it, okay? 532 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,560 Okay. 533 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,679 Honestly, I was thinking the other day, 534 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,119 if I suddenly get cancer or early-onset dementia, 535 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,879 I'd be totally on my own. 536 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,639 - Hey, Del? - Sorry. Sorry. You talk. 537 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,479 Is it Emma? 538 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,879 Is she still upset about the watch? 539 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,719 Because I've heard about this wonderful Hungarian jeweler 540 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,399 in the city who might be able to fix it. 541 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,720 No, no, it's not Emma. It's not... Well, it... 542 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,239 Do you remember that weekend we all went up to the coast? 543 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,599 This is years ago. Before any of us had kids. 544 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,999 - Was it Patonga? - Mm. 545 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,639 And we stayed in a shack that was right on the beach 546 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,239 and it belongs to someone's parents. 547 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,319 I wanna say Charles someone. 548 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,959 And, uh, and Billy was away on a shoot. 549 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,759 And, uh, Gary had a gig at the pub. 550 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,599 Yeah, and the band came back and we all got off our faces. 551 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,839 Oh, my God, do you remember that awful woman? 552 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,399 What's it... Sally? What's her name? 553 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,839 Um, she had the scary hair and big earrings. 554 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,959 I think she was jealous 555 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,799 because she had the hots for the guy that I was with, Col. 556 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,519 God, I wonder whatever happened to him. 557 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,719 Anyway, I remember her cornering me that weekend 558 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,439 and accusing me of being self-obsessed. 559 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,239 I mean, the hide! 560 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,999 She hardly even knew me! 561 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,559 I mean, for God's sake, self-obsessed. 562 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,120 Honestly. Am I? 563 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,719 Do you think I'm self-obsessed? 564 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,360 Del. 565 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,799 I think you're one of 566 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,639 the most self-obsessed people I've ever known. 567 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,999 On a scale of one to ten, you'd be a 15. 568 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,399 You're like the Magic Pudding of self-obsession. 569 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,359 It doesn't matter how much you talk about yourself, 570 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,839 you never run out. 571 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,359 You press "Start" and off you go. 572 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,480 And I put up with it 573 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,439 because you're my friend, darling, and I love you, 574 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,239 and I know that's how you process things, 575 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,799 but, quite honestly, there are times 576 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,919 when all I want to do is scream at you to shut the fuck up. 577 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,640 Yeah. 578 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,279 Oh, fuck. 579 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,679 - She's not in her van. - Uh, no. 580 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,799 - She's staying inside. - Oh, right. 581 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,759 'Cause I knocked on the door, but no one answered. 582 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,679 Well, she, um, had a late night, so she's probably still asleep. 583 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,239 Oh, it'll be the earplugs. Yeah, she's a light sleeper. 584 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,239 Right. 585 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,039 So did she, uh, go out with him? 586 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,199 - The Silver Fox? - James, you mean? 587 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,159 - Yeah. - Yeah, they went out to dinner. 588 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,360 - Did you meet him? - Briefly. 589 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,119 - And what did you think? - Well, he seems nice enough. 590 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,599 I mean, he's good-looking, charming. 591 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,799 Yeah, but he's old, though, eh? He's old. 592 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,559 He's well preserved. 593 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,959 No offense, mate, but, um, I think you might be outclassed. 594 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,959 Offense taken. 595 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,399 - I'm just gonna, um... - Yep, yep. 596 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,919 What are you doing here? 597 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,999 - Making an effort. - Well, don't. 598 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,239 Because it's creepy. 599 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,559 Just like 23 missed calls, that's creepy. 600 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,679 Okay, sorry. Probably had one too many. 601 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:25,760 Oh, just one? 602 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:27,999 Can we talk? 603 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,799 Look, we've got nothing to talk about. 604 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,000 Well... 605 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,320 - Take these at least. - No, I don't want them. 606 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,239 Ooh, they were on special. 607 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,799 Dick. 608 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,039 I feel a bit bad for him. 609 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,759 Oh, don't. Don't. 610 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,479 We were just fuck buddies, that's all. 611 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:55,279 "Fuck buddies"? How old are you? And what does that even mean? 612 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:59,439 Well, it means that Manny doesn't do relationships. 613 00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,920 And I know what I want for myself. 614 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,920 I gather you saw the house. 615 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,359 He's, like, the real deal. 616 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:13,439 And... You know. 617 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,879 Don't tell me you just talked until the sun came up. 618 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:20,439 Uh, no. I, uh, I think we had sex in the marital bed. 619 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,719 Ew. 620 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,279 - Oh. - Mm. 621 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,759 - How was it? - Oh. Mm. 622 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,359 You know, like, look, it would have been fine 623 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,079 if it just wasn't for the Viagra. 624 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,079 Oh. 625 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,799 It just went on and on 626 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,119 like a marathon I hadn't trained for. 627 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:40,999 - Oh, that's... That's awful. - Oh, ouch. 628 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,039 Yeah. Anyway, it'll be fine. 629 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,079 Once we just fine-tune that dose. 630 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,239 Hmm. 631 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,120 And anyway, doesn't matter, does it? 632 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,520 Sex isn't everything. 633 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,039 She lied to me 634 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,199 my whole life. 635 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,439 We all make mistakes, Em. 636 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,519 Your mum slept with me, for God's sake. 637 00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,079 What? 638 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,959 - Oh, before Billy. - Oh. 639 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,719 I think I even had a crack at Adele. 640 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,319 Ugh. You guys are all fucked. 641 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,239 Now... what are you gonna do? 642 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,599 About Gary? 643 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,159 I've asked him for a DNA test. 644 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:22,520 Billy was your dad, no matter what some stupid DNA test says. 645 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,079 Where's Dylan? He'll understand. 646 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,119 Hmm. 647 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,759 Rex? 648 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,200 We're, um... 649 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,599 We've broken up. 650 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,439 What? 651 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,879 - Why? - I don't wanna go into it. 652 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,480 'Cause of me? 653 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,359 What, the whole sperm thing? 654 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,080 It's more complicated than that. 655 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,359 I just... I thought that it would be nicer 656 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,279 if the father of my baby was someone I know and love. 657 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,359 I get it, Em. I do. 658 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,599 But... ...it brought up a lot of stuff. 659 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,920 You can't break up over it. That's just idiotic. 660 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,639 - Thanks for this. - Two hours till service. 661 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,880 I'll be quick. 662 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,119 I was wrong to lash out at you. 663 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,959 I was being selfish and needlessly cruel. 664 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,880 I was hurt. 665 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,719 Burgundy is a big opportunity for you and you'll crush it. 666 00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,319 I know you will. 667 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,919 The truth is 668 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,759 I don't think I can do it without you. 669 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,800 This new place. 670 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,799 I'm sorry 671 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:14,520 if I didn't let you know how much I value you. 672 00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,519 You're the only person who's stood by me. 673 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,720 Yes. I am. 674 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,760 Is it the money? 675 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,039 If you come back, I'll pay what I can. 676 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,679 No, Dani, I... 677 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,400 I don't wanna work for you anymore. 678 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,720 I wanna be partner. 679 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,879 What? 680 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,840 In the restaurant. Fifty-fifty. 681 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,119 Profits and risk? 682 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:51,079 And... frankly, it'll be more risk to start with, anyway. 683 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:51,920 Profits and risk. 684 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,359 Equal partners. 685 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,120 ♪ hopeful music 686 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,640 Partners. 687 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:03,960 Really? 688 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,839 Do you mean it? 689 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,760 I mean it. 690 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,519 Okay, how about I just cancel this account 691 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,999 and open a new one under my name? 692 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,159 It's not that simple. There's a process. 693 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,559 Why can't I close it? 694 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,879 Well, there are a number of steps-- 695 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,919 But he's dead. 696 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,000 I understand-- 697 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,159 So you're saying I still have to post you a certified copy... 698 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,879 Oh, for God's sake. Okay. No. Fine. 699 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,039 Thanks, Kylie. No, you've been very helpful. 700 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,239 God almighty. 701 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,079 Is everything okay? 702 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,360 Oh, just... 703 00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,559 I don't know why they make it as hard as they possibly can. 704 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,119 I mean, I'm just trying to change the name 705 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,919 on our car insurance and they're treating me 706 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,439 like I'm some kind of criminal. 707 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,559 Yeah, I know. It's soul-destroying. 708 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,919 Oh, it's just... 709 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,760 - Can I do anything to help? - No, no. It's... Thanks. 710 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,199 This may not be the right time, 711 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,319 but I was wondering if I could ask you 712 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,760 a, like, tiny enormous favor. 713 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,079 I was sort of bragging to James about my paella. 714 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:22,119 I make this amazing traditional paella from a recipe 715 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,839 I got from this tiny little abuela I met in Valencia 716 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,279 when I was backpacking around Spain in the '80s. 717 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:30,279 Oh, God, was it that long ago? 718 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,159 And I'm gonna make it for you one day. 719 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,039 Which is exactly what I said to James, 720 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,759 and then he said, "Oh, I'd love to try it," 721 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,439 and then I accidentally said, 722 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,519 "Why don't you come over to my place sometime? 723 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,480 I'll cook it for you." 724 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,880 And then he said, "How about tomorrow night?" 725 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:50,319 Oh, by "your place," you meant my place. 726 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,439 I'm sorry. 727 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,399 Well, where am I supposed to go? 728 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,879 You can wave to us from your van. 729 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,159 Do I have to change my sheets? 730 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,800 Are you planning on having marathon sex in my bed? 731 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,319 Oh, shit. 732 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,839 Oh, I hadn't thought about that. 733 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,040 Um... 734 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,520 Maybe? 735 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,919 What's your gripe this afternoon? 736 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,000 Hi, Rick. 737 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,599 Uh, so my hubby thinks he's the CEO of the Bank of Mum and Dad, 738 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:30,039 and wants to help both our kids out. 739 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,919 Need a hand? 740 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,399 Robert. 741 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,879 In the neighborhood, were you? 742 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,319 No, Stella told me that you and she 743 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,079 were starting something up together. 744 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,839 That's right. 745 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,319 It's kind of you to pop in and wish us well. 746 00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,600 So what are we thinking? 747 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,559 Huh? Twenty-five, 30 heads a night. 748 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,160 Maybe, uh, double with two sittings. 749 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,120 What are you doing here? 750 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:04,560 I never meant to hurt you. 751 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,759 Oh, well, that's all right, then. 752 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,080 All is forgiven. 753 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,719 Oh, gosh. That was easy, wasn't it? 754 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:16,199 I want to make it up to you. 755 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,199 How do you propose to do that? 756 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,760 I'll come in with you. 757 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,399 Silent partner? I'll, um, inject funds. 758 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,119 You get to pay your friends back. 759 00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,159 Whatever you owe them and clear your name. 760 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,480 What do you say? 761 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,079 Oh, come on, Dan. Let me do this for you. 762 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,600 I can transfer 100,000 today. 763 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,600 What about 200? 764 00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:44,559 Well, I'd have to check the books, 765 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,719 but I can't see it being a problem. 766 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:48,919 Oh, gee, I miss what we had. 767 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,680 We had so much fun together, didn't we? 768 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,279 What about Leisa? 769 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,159 She doesn't need to know. She's, um... 770 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,639 She's busy with the baby and, um, 771 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,839 and another one on the way, as it happens. 772 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,799 Oh, how lovely for you. 773 00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,839 Do you want to, um, 774 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,160 sleep on it? 775 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,240 Hmm. 776 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,279 My days of lying down 777 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,920 with flea-infested dogs are over, Robert. 778 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,120 Why don't you go home and lick your own balls? 779 00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,799 I give you three months. 780 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,120 Mm-hm. They're not yours to give. 781 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,999 Shit. 782 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,679 Oh, really. 783 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,159 - It's not a good time. - Sorry, I should have called. 784 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,120 Yes, you should've. 785 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,799 But I know you wouldn't have answered. 786 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,439 I just want to talk. 787 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,119 Yeah, that's why I wouldn't have answered. 788 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,799 Yeah, I just need to get this off my chest. 789 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,519 Oh, please, Manaaki. Why are you making this so hard? 790 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,879 I get that you don't feel the same way I do. 791 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,760 - It's not that. - It's not? 792 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,999 Look, I am fond of you. I am-- 793 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,239 Honestly. 794 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:36,719 It's been fantastic. 795 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,120 Yeah, it's just... 796 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,199 It's just we need different things. 797 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,759 How do you know what I need? 798 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,519 - We've just started. - I know what I need. 799 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,320 And you can't give it to me. 800 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,759 I'm not about to move into your man cave. 801 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,479 And there sure as hell isn't room for two of us in my van. 802 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,599 You're welcome to move in and I will clear out all my boy shit 803 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,079 and then you can sell the van-- 804 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,960 Sorry, sorry. Ah! 805 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,560 Well... 806 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,719 Good luck with Silver F... 807 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:14,960 James. 808 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,359 And if it works out with him, 809 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,440 I want you to give me the credit for finding him for you. 810 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,680 You've got it. 811 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,720 It's been nice. 812 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,720 Hug? 813 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,600 I hope he makes you happy. 814 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,759 - Mm. - Oh, fuck off. 815 00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,920 Don't. 816 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,359 Uh-huh. So that's all sorted now? 817 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,919 Yes, that's all updated. Is there anything else I can do? 818 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,639 No, that's, uh... That's all for today. 819 00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,479 - Thanks, Nigel. - You're welcome. 820 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,280 - Thank-- - Oh, God! 821 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,719 Well, that's only two hours of my life I'll never get back. 822 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,920 Well, that's something. 823 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,999 Where the fuck is... 824 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:15,760 Right. 825 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,119 In 100 meters, 826 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,760 your destination will be on the right. 827 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,319 - Luke. - I was right! 828 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,999 It's Queensland brush box. 829 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,759 Your bar is brush box. 830 00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,319 Oh, is that good? 831 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,639 It's gonna come up a treat. 832 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,479 I think you're gonna be very happy. 833 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,719 When it's done, it'll look a million bucks. 834 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,199 Two million! 835 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,839 That's great. When can I see it? 836 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,239 I'll give you a call when it's ready. 837 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:27,279 Okay. 838 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,599 Great. Thanks, Luke.